Friday, March 10, 2006
THE QUESTION
You've seen this scenario before. A homeschool mom is shopping at Safeway, and there they are. Like seven ducklings after momma duck, the little ones follow in tow.
Then, some Malthusian initiate or the ubiquitous Sangerian convert assails the poor mother with THE QUESTION. "Are all those yours?” or, "Are all them yours?" as the case may be.
The Generations staff has accummulated several appropriate answers to this sage questioning.
1. Oh… Wow. Where did all these kids come from? Have you guys been following me for long?
2. Yep. Half way there!
3. You take over the world your way. I’ll take over the world mine.
4. All except for. . . No. . .wait….now that you mention it, they are all mine.
5. Nope. They’re on loan from God.
6. A lot of blessings huh? I guess I’m just a blessing pig. Oink! Oink!
7. Yes. Funny you should ask. Do you have any idea where I can get a few more?
dlr
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1 comments:
Have to admit - I like #5 without "Nope", 6 is also great, but 7 tops it - God is great and good...
Steve
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